Post Covid-19 Ritual (from the 4th July that is)

Situation of the Tyler? Outside the door of the lodge. His duty? Armed with a 2m sword to see off all coughers.

Situation of the Inner Guard? Within the entrance. His duty? To admit the uninfected on proof,  receive the candidates duly masked and  obey commands of the junior Doctor.

Situation of the Junior Deacon? 1m+ away from the SW. His duty? To carry all soap of the WM from the SW to the JW, and see their hands  are punctually cleaned.

The situation of the Senior Deacon? 1m+ to the right of the WM. His duty? To bear the soap of the WM to the SW and await the hand  washing of the JD.

Bro  JW – your place in the Lodge  – the south. Why are you there? To mark the position of the soap. To call Brethren from soap to sink, and sink to towel, that clean hands are the result.

Bro SW, your place in the lodge – The West. Why are you  there? To ensure that the Brethren are masked, tested. and regularly clean the  lodge the command of the WM, having seen that everyone remains exactly 2m apart from each other.

Bro IPM, the WM place.  The East. Why are you there? As the virus sprung from the East,  leading us to isolation, so the WM is placed there to make sure all vulnerable masons are duly shielded, commanding them to remain at home,  protect our temples and save lives

Brethren, the isolation lodge being duly sanitized, let us remain 2m apart, duly isolated and wait for a vaccine to  arrive.

So mote it be